Dragon Pizza 2026

Thousands of years after they were overthrown, the great dragons have returned to the Free Lands to rule over mortal men once again—this time not as despots, but as capitalists.

You’ve been hired to manage the fast food empire of your dread master, overseeing a group of draconic and humanoid workers who will gather ingredients, make and deliver pizzas, expand your chain, manage company farms, and go on quests.

A key element of this worker placement game is that when you assign a worker to an action, it won't return to your HQ until some number of turns later - typically two, but sometimes seven or eight. You'll need to manage and plan-around the comings and goings of your workers, especially as some actions are better when performed by dragons or humanoids, and some actions are limited to only a single type of worker.

At the end of the year, you will get your annual review, based on Key Performance Indicators. The player who scores the highest will stay employed; all others will be dismissed, perhaps digested.

—description from the designer